5 Reasons why pipe Smokers are better than cigarette smokers

1. Pipe smokers are classy, cigarettes are gross and trashy
2. Everyone (unless your a communist) loves the smell of pipe smoke. On the flip side everyone hates cigarette smoke.
3. Pipe smokers look at least 3 levels smarter than the average human. Cigarette smokers look dumb.
4. Pipe smoking is an art form, cigarette smoking is a habit.
5. JR Tolkin, CS Lewis, Bing Crosby, and Albert Einstein smoked pipes. Tom Arnold, Whoopee, and my uncle in prison smoke cigarettes.